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03

Oct

Response to “Wanna get laid?” a soliloquy

Max,

As much as this exquisitely presented offer leaves me speechless with elation….I’d rather have knee surgery again without the anesthetic in lieu of having to deal with someone like you. Now before you get your, what I’m sure are well manicured, feathers in a ruffle I would like you to take a little trip with me:

Imagine being someone who has worked hard for everything in life college degree, getting a good job, car, etc. Whom also sees no necessity in using a man nor relies on one for day to day life, and has a brain that lights up in proper and sometimes impressive ways as you do. Now a ridiculously crass human being comes along your path thinking they are superior in some way to others, and NO LESS thinks they are entitled to be the object of your carnal desire. How would you handle this person? You don’t. You remind them that in life there are lanes, and that they need to stay in theirs.

Stick with weak women that think the extraordinary level of superfluous crap you use to attempt to make yourself desirable, endearing. You’ve truly underwhelmed me. Enjoy your night out with Pinot Grigio chugging bimbos because I can only imagine that is the classy arena in which you place yourself during the occasional evening out. Have a nice day :)

01

Oct

scottyottyotty:

I consider hopeth90 one of the funniest people I know, and she indulges me! Nicholas Sparks is redoing The Notebook putting out a new movie called The Best of Me, and we had thoughts.

So many thoughts. But you my dear indulge me and my nonsense.

oh-jagbounce-tree:

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

To the world of The Mighty Boooooosh

05

Sep

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….



I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

SKRESSFUL BRUHHHH

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

SKRESSFUL BRUHHHH

(Source: iraffiruse)

(Source: cdromantic)

crazysexyray:

This is what some people need to understand

(Source: b-a-d-bad)

theafrocentricasian:

When you about to tell someone where they got you fucked up at.

theafrocentricasian:

When you about to tell someone where they got you fucked up at.

(Source: peteneems)

forrevolution:

Shannon and Josh’s New Orleans park wedding.

IG: greentangerinephoto

misskittyfantastico:

girlswillsavethevorld:

punkrockcow:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

WHY WASNT THIS NATIONAL NEWS?!

I think we know why.

This made Atlanta news because it happened not far from where I live. It was only a few months after Sandy Hook and I just remember crying from relief when I heard about this woman and how she managed to prevent another tragedy through compassion and empathy.

repost always. Some people just need a break…a kind word!

misskittyfantastico:

girlswillsavethevorld:

punkrockcow:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

WHY WASNT THIS NATIONAL NEWS?!

I think we know why.

This made Atlanta news because it happened not far from where I live. It was only a few months after Sandy Hook and I just remember crying from relief when I heard about this woman and how she managed to prevent another tragedy through compassion and empathy.

repost always. Some people just need a break…a kind word!

Giving advice on the real world to college graduates

whatshouldwecallme:

Other people:

Me:image